me and my sister... NO WAIT!!! my sister and I =D

The following conversations takes place in my house living room on 8th September 2009 (Tuesday).. with me and my sister..

Conversation 1.. SNAKE MYSTERY

Hathpoo: * searching google on the worlds largest snake*…. * still searching* …..
Nanni: * reading biology notes*
Hathpoo: * Gasps* … -.-‘
Nanni: what??
Hathpoo: LOOK at this!!! *shows picture of a huge anaconda*
Nanni: oh.. that’s one big anaconda * O.O *
Hathpoo: yeah I KNOW!!! * O.O *
Nanni: it has a HUGE body.. but a small mouth..
Hathpoo: NANNI!!
Nanni: whaaat???
Hathpoo: you are right * >.> *
Nanni: hah! *goes back to bio notes*
Hathpoo: heeey wait a second…. HOW does it poop??
Nanni: OMG you are right… O.O that’s weird..
Hathpoo: I KNOW!!!! Waaaaait… don’t snakes lay eggs?? * =S *
Nanni: uhh.. I think so..
Hathpoo: HOW DOES IT LAY EGGS??? ITS.. ITS.. ITS….!!
Nanni: IT HAS ONLY ONE OPENING!!!!!
Hathpoo: * -.-‘ * exactly …
Nanni: HOW DOES IT POOP?? OR LAY EGGS??
Hathpoo: or better yet, how do we identify males and females??
...................silence...................
Nanni: eeermm… o.O .. how should I know
Hathpoo: I DON’T KNOW!!! You are doing advanced bio
Nanni: * >.< * …. Now I am more creeped out of snakes than I was before!!!

Hathpoo: .. o.O …. Because u don’t know how they have sex and lay eggs and poop??

Nanni: YESSS!!

Hathpoo: …. Go back to studying bio!!! You have test tomorrow

( if either of you know how it happens, please tell me)

this is the snake =)

Conversation 2… FIT OR NO FIT!!??!

Nanni: *reading biology notes aloud* …. Did you hear what I just said??
Hathpoo: * stops reading chat logs* … no I didn’t. I’m reading something here
Nanni: well listen to this. Mechanical isolation….
Hathpoo: waaait hold up… waits isolation???
Nanni: *sigh* mechanisms that prevent breeding between populations and which can eventually lead to speciation
Hathpoo: aah.. *-.-* … interesting
Nanni: * reads something about zygotes* pre-zygotic isolation and post zygotic-isolation
Hathpoo: oooook
Nanni: and mechanical isolation is when the reproductive organs wont fit
Hathpoo: uhh.. *:D* so ???
Nanni: they cant copulate or interbreed
Hathpoo: ….. *blank look* come again??
Nanni: you know… copulate… mate..
Hathpoo: *-.-* … nanni… why couldn’t you just say have sex??
Nanni: uhhhh… *looks away*
Hathpoo: *takes sudden interest in the conversation* …. Reaaally?? Like wat??
Nanni: like Chihuahuas and bull dogs
Hathpoo: *snickers* haaahaa… have you seen an elephants thing??
Nanni: *doesn’t hear properly*an elephant sing?? *o.O*
Hathpoo: nooo nooo an elephants THING!
Nanni: uhh… nooo.. why?? Big??
Hathpoo: *O.O* … its big.. YEAH.. B.I.G
Nanni: have you seen it??
Hathpoo: yeah I watched this animal mating documentary in animal planet * =) *
Nanni: aaah… how do they do… ?
Hathpoo: well… * o.O * ….

(the following part of the conversation is rated XXXXXXXX)

Nanni: I heard most animals ********* ** ******* ?!?
Hathpoo: oh noo that’s wrong… its not like that
Nanni: but then how does it ***** ??
Hathpoo: its **** enough to *****
Nanni: aaah… ok
Hathpoo: and apparently seals pee….
Nanni: while they **** *** ??
Hathpoo: NOO!!! Its for attracting mates * -.- *
Nanni: *goes back to studying biology*

so you SEE why i love my sister, (at times) =p .. ily...

tooooodles

messy?? YEAH RIGHT!! >.>

Speaking from my own ‘experiences’ , I know that kids do not like to be told to clean their room or to keep their beds tidy… and atleast 3 or 4 times a week, my momma will also tell me to clean out my bed.. and my answer is “MOMMA…. My bed is already tidy!!” …. And then we would go on with our day…

I would have to admit that my bed COULD have been a little less of a mess…. But still, I liked it just the way that it was..
My dada would always ask “HOW many books do you read at the same time.. you cant read all of them!! There has to be over 60 books that you’ve taken out” and I would mostly reply as “ I do read them all… and I keep them so that I might forget the important details… my bed aint messy, I put AWAY the books wen I am done”

one day i decided to see how messy my bed really was (to prove momm and dada wrong) and i went through the day normaly.. then at night at about 4:00 am, i took my dada's camera and took this picture of my NOT messy bed... V.V

so you see... -.-' it aint THAT messy


And THEN there is ofcox, my book shelves.. IT AINT MESSY!!! O.O … atleast not for me… but there have been times that the books and stationeries in those shelves just HAPPENS to stumble out… but I am frequently asked to keep them orderly…. And sometimes, I do clean the shelves up a little bit.. but a week or so afterwards, it would go back to being messy…

>.< .... hurmph!!!

Things That Maldives Should Have But Dramaticaly Seems To Lack!! >.<

1) Difference colour and style converse
2) Jimmy choos’
3) An English novel publishing company?? (preferably for 16+ books) >.>
4) Different brands of clothing
5) Victoria’s secret lingerie :3
6) Ben and jerry ice-cream (yum yum)
7) Mc Donald’s
8) Deli France
9) Disney land
10) A mall !!??!
11) Sushi restaurants
12) A decent cinema
13) Latest song albums
14) Fake nails??
15) A ZOO!!!!!
16) Pools
17) Jacuzzis
18) Different colours of lip-gloss, eye shadow, lipstick?? o.O blush
19) CARNIVALS/ EMUSEMENT PARKS!!! WITH FUN RIDES AND STUFFS!!!
20) Cool magazines
21) STARBUCKS!! ?!?! HELLOOOW!!
22) Answering machines!!!
23) Skull candy headphones
24) Science fairs
25) STORY BOOKS!! People here need to update the story books!!!
26) Fashion shows
27) A river??
28) Ice cream trucks and carts
29) Corn dogs??
30) HOT DOG CARTS!!!
31) Hall of mirrors??
32) A decent Dhivehi movie with not fake looking special effects
33) Skate park
34) Ice skating rink
35) Nice roller blades??
36) Chocolate brands… o.O are Maldivian stock people completely oblivious to swiss chocolate??
37) KFC
38) Dominos pizza
39) Pizza hut
40) Affordable bikini’s (nanni ge idea)
41) LIMOSINES
42) Maldivian idol?
43) Muffin man
44) Bowling alley
45) Cool museum
46) A good university where we can study psychology, marine biology, etc
47) Colleges
48) Boarding schools
49) Bullet trains
50) Cable cars
51) Horse ranch
52) Golf course
53) Skyscrapers
54) Holiday destinations which are affordable??
55) Grand balls >.>
56) Black widow spiders and snakes
57) Date palms
58) Planetarium
59) Aquarium
60) Caviar
61) Language classes
62) Gucci bags and shoes
63) Passenger lines
64) Subways
65) Perfume factory
66) Mines
67) Science labs
68) Blue whales
69) Vending machines (snacks, not drinks)
70) Open mike night?
71) Cheesecake stores >.>


feel free to ad stuffs i might have forgotten ^^ ......
toodles

happy birthday MY BISH!!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH ... happy birthudaaaaee!!! ... ehehehehe..... .. =p ...
14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 13+1=14

i just do not know what to write >.> .......... FUNGUSSSSSSS =p ...... OH that reminds me

(this conversation takes place one hour or so before biology test on nutrition in first term 2009 between hathpoo (me) and and nuha ^^ )

Hathpoo: ok nuha, define nutrition!

Nuha: nutrition is the way of obtaining food * looks happy* =)

Hathpoo: very good. Now tell me, what are autotrophic organisms??

Nuha: organisms that can produce their uhh… own food??

Hathpoo: yesshh… tell me the 2 groups that autotrophic organisms are devided into

Nuha: photosynthetic organisms and chemosynthetic organisms

Hathpoo: now tell me what are heterotrophic organisms. And tell me the groups they are
devided into

Nuha: they are the uhh… organisms that depends on other organisms for food??

Hathpoo: riiight.. and they are devided into??

Nuha: parasitic organisms…… symbiotic organisms….. holozoic organisms AAAND saprotrophic
organisms *^^*

Hathpoo: *O.O * yesss…. Define photosynthetic organisms??!?

Nuha: organisms that make their own food?? *raises eyebrow*

Hathpoo: how do they make their own food??

Nuha: *takes a quick peek in biology notes* OH OH!! By trapping sunlight energy

Hathpoo: *roles eyes* give me an example of it

Nuha: fungus?? * smiles* =)

Hathpoo: nooo.. green plants!! Then define chemosynthetic organisms

Nuha: organisms that make their own food by using stored chemicals

Hathpoo: ok now an example??

Nuha: ffuuuuuunguuuusss!!!!

Hathpoo: naaaaw… some types of bacteria

Nuha: right.. who knew *looks sheepish*

Hathpoo: fine.. so define parasitic organisms!

Nuha: organisms that live on other organisms and also feed from them as well as causes them
harm!!

Hathpoo: example??

Nuha: fungus!!!!!! * =D *

Hathpoo: *bangs shut bio book* NUHA!! Why do u keep saying fungus all the times?? IT’S A
SAPTROTROPHIC ORGANISM!!!

Nuha: because it’s the only thing I remember * looks coolly over her shoulder*

Hathpoo: aaarrg…. Fine define symbiotic organisms and give examples

Nuha: two organisms that live together and are mutually benifited

Hathpoo: … example??...

Nuha: fuuuurrrnguuuuurrss.. fungus fungus!!!

Hathpoo: *sigh* ok nuha .. define saprotrophic organisms

Nuha: organisms that obtain food from the remains of dead organic materials

Hathpoo: and the example??

Nuha: FUUUUNGUSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hathpoo: yessss!!!!

Nuha: * looks satisfied with herself*

Hathpoo: define holozoic organisms

Nuha: organisms that take in solid food materials

Hathpoo: example?? *waits expectantly*

Nuha: .. higher animals

Hathpoo: *shocked look* why yess bish… then tell me an example of higher animals

Nuha: FUNGUS!!!!!

Hathpoo: *bangs bio notebook on head*

Nuha: *worried look* hathoo.. are you okay??

Hathpoo: I think you are ready for the test… atleast u will get one mark for sure if they ask us
the example of saprotrophic organisms……






sooo nuha :p once again happy birthday.... sluggy and bum and eddy wishes u a happy birthday tooooooooo....

peace outu my bish!!! <3

hApPy BiRtHdAy SoUlMaTe ^^

AAAMAAAA... HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY BOOOB O.O ...... you BETTER be reading this !!!! tell Tee and Hee that i wished them a happy birthday too =p ....
and this poem thingy was probably in your card but still
ahem *clears throat and recites*

" Roses and Red
Violets are Blue
Who cares if this doesnt Rhyme
But Happy Birthday To You" ..

:3 u better still be my soulmate even till your 15th birthday xD

LAWL.... cyutiest thingamagig

ok so this is TOTALY pointless but this photo is adawrable and funnaaaay... xD .... i just HAD to post it or sumthn O.O

peace out

sluggy's love to all

Oh gawd I hate that frigging tailor.. O_O

So here is the thing… I needed a bloggy update and I was totally blank but tonight.. KAZAM! The idea hit me on the head like a tonne of bricks… not a good thing actually… this is a really BAD thing..

… I needed to change my whole wardrobe cuz momma told me to change it… and I agreed…. I mean, as long as I get to pick out the clothes I want.. and I searched LOADS AND LOADS AND LOOOAAADXXX of shops but I couldn’t seem to find the type of top I wanted.. I COULDN’T FIND IT ANYWHERE.. O.O no where at all…
And so momma was awl like “why don’t we just sew the top?? That would be easier” and so I began to design my dream top.. I drew and drew and drew but I still couldn’t draw it. And it sucked…

BUT THEN.. >.> one dark and stormy night ( o.o it really was stormy) I was awake late at night.. like at about 3:30 am.. and then I just figured out the type of top I wanted.. so I took out my note book and a pencil plus erasers and sketched the top I wanted…

By next morning, me and momma had settled to go to the tailor as soon as possible.. so we did that.. >.> we went shopping for the material and everything.. and the guy in the shop who is this BONDHU PERSON I CANT STAND!!! Said that it would be ready in a week.. so I waited… and waited… and waited… for a WEEK O.O … I had to wait a week to get the top.. AN ENTIRE WEEK.. MORE THAN A WEEK… one day more.. so I had to wait 8 DAYS.!!!
And tonight, I GOT THE TOP… I was like, soo happy I was jumping up and down.. and wen momma came back with the top from the tailor, I quickly wore it.. and guess what…!!! GO ON GUESSS… I DARE YOU :@

I LOOKED LIKE THIS FRIGGING MUFFIN…. IT WAS GOANI VAHTTHARU HUNANEE….. all puffy.. my dream top was ruined.. AND IT WASN’T EVEN DONE RIGHT…. It looked terrible.. the tailor guy TOTALLY ruined my beautiful, beautiful top… just REWENED IT… *sobs* ….. I told him how I wanted it to look like AND I showed him the sketch and everything but he RUINED THE WHOLE ENTIRE TOP O.O … I was sooooo mad and angry… and sad at the same time… GAWD HE RUINED MY LIKING TOWARDS MY DREAM TOP… and now momma went to get it fixed.. THAT EFFING GUY.. I WANT TO STRANGLE THAT BONDHU!!! Right after he rights the wrong he has done to me and my clothes.. SHEESH!! I WAITED MORE THAN HALF AN YEAR TO GET THAT TOP OUT OF MY MIND AND NOW ITS PERMANENTLY TATTOOD ON MY HEAD >.< I SCREAM BLOODY MURDER